She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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