I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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