We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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