She's JV to your varsity
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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