And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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