We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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