maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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