I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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