he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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