hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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