Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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