Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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