You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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