he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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