The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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