dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Success! We fucked roommates!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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