scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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