Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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