You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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