I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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