i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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