Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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