He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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