Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is officially offended.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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