life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize