we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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