Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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