HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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