Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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