Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
