Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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