Its about making memories worth repressing
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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