Do you still have your period?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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