Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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