C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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