one two three fourrrrnication!
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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