remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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