just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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