no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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