People in love make me want to vomit
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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