I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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