I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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