my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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