i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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