i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
