I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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