i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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