as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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