Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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