Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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