You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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