Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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