Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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